Irgendwie hat es der deutsche Regisseur Uwe Boll geschafft, sich in Hollywood einen Ruf zu verschaffen. Diesen:

"Oh Uwe untalented fuck, will you just STOP!!!

"How to get started in Hollywood ...One word: fellatio. You have to really good at sucking cock. That's really all that is required and Uwe Boll excells at it. Mist strong German jaw and muscular throat have worked many a cumstained miracle in studio offices and so he will continue to get work."

"PLEASEEEEE don't let this shithead near a camera again"

"YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO SPEAK freaking German fuckmook."

"Boll is a fool and he will ruin every film he gets his paws on."

"Miserable fuck.......... In other news: Ed Wood was a bad director, but he LOVED making films, Uwe Boll (what a fucked up name btw) is only in it for the money."

"I want to see a SERIOUS Hunter movie. But no, we're going to get Uwe Boll's fucking USELESS crap. GOD I HATE that man."

Aus den Aint-it-Cool-Kommentaren. Demnächst dreht Boll mit Ben Kingsley, Kristanna Loken, Udo Kier, Geraldine Chaplin und Michael Madsen. Wirklich wahr.